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Smirnoff White vodka
7.5
USA

Smirnoff White

Is this just a white edition of the regular Smirnoff? Or is it really that much better?

Chinggis Gold vodka
6.3
Mongolia

Chinggis Gold

Will this vodka live up to the hype around Mongolian vodka, and is the brand still in business?

Belenkaya Luxe vodka
8
Russia

Belenkaya Luxe

Is this one good enough to be the best-selling vodka in Russia from 2014 to 2017?

Atanbaj vodka
5.8
Kyrgyzstan

Atanbay

Is it the taste or the aftertaste that’s more important when we are talking about vodka?

Ular vodka
5.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ular

Is this one of those knockoff vodka brands that Ayu has since discontinued?

Kyrgyz Aragy vodka
8.5
Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Aragy

Just what can we expect from a top-shelf vodka that costs this little?

Kok Boru vodka
6
Kyrgyzstan

Kök Böru

Will the Kyrgyz alphabet save an otherwise mediocre vodka from oblivion?

Kara Shorgo vodka
7.3
Kyrgyzstan

Kara Jorgo

Does the theme of this vodka revolve around horses or around dances?

Ayu Vodka
6.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ayu Taiga

If the taste is good but the aftertaste is bad, then what does that say about a vodka?

Zero vodka
5.3
Kyrgyzstan

Zero Black

Why would anyone advertise anything using the words “harmful impurities”?

Vivat
6
Kyrgyzstan

Vivat

Is this just another knockoff brand produced by Ayu that had to bite the dust?

Ozon vodka
6.3
Kyrgyzstan

Ozon

Does oxygen-enriched vodka taste any different, and is this brand still around at all?