Europe

order:
6.3
Denmark

Isfjord

Is a drink made out of arctic water from Greenland as icy as it sounds?

6.5
Luxembourg

Mansfeld

Is this top shelf vodka worth almost forty euros, or is it just a pretty vase?

7
France

Sobolinaya

Is this colorful sable going to catch the goose?

6.8
Germany

Our/Berlin

Is it mean to say that this vodka is being weighed down by its price and bottle design?

8
Russia

Beluga Noble Winter

Is this vodka any different from the regular Beluga, and whatever happened to perfectionism?

6.8
Germany

Nordisch Vodka

Has this brand gone bust, and does that mean its original recipe wasn’t good enough?

8
Russia

Beluga Celebration

Is this just the same awesome vodka, only in a better bottle?

7.3
Czech Republic

Pražská

Will this bar vodka be more interesting than the bottle suggests?

6.3
Sweden

Absolut Elyx

Do vintage copper stills make a difference when it comes to luxury vodka?

Ostoya vodka
8.8
Poland

Ostoya

Why isn’t this Polish top-shelf vodka brand more successful on foreign markets?

Starogardzka vodka
5.5
Poland

Starogardzka

Who was Otto Winkelhausen, and what would he think of this vodka?

Stumbras Pure vodka
7.8
Lithuania

Stumbras Pure

How is this vodka so hot at first but so sweet in its aftertaste?

Hanacka vodka
7
Czech Republic

Hanacka

When did this vodka get a complete rebranding makeover, and is it still dangerous to drink?

R. Jelinek Plum vodka
7.8
Czech Republic

Rudolf Jelinek Plum

What’s the special aftertaste in this vodka, is it really the plums?

42 Blended vodka
7
Czech Republic

Blend 42

Is this vodka different from other brands because it is blended?

Belenkaya Luxe vodka
8
Russia

Belenkaya Luxe

Is this one good enough to be the best-selling vodka in Russia from 2014 to 2017?

Back In USSR vodka
8.3
Moldova

Back In USSR

Is this vodka really aimed at people who are nostalgic for the Soviet Union?

Żołądkowa Gorzka vodka
7
Poland

Żołądkowa Gorzka

Can this herbal vodka be considered a vodka at all, and should anyone drink it neat?

Xellent vodka
7.8
Switzerland

Xellent

Does the glacial water in this vodka make a difference, and is it worth the money?

Mernaya Honey Pepper vodka
5.5
Ukraine

Mernaya Honey Pepper

Will this honey pepper infused vodka be as good as Nemiroff Honey Pepper?

Debowa Polska vodka
6
Poland

Dębowa Polska

What does oak wood taste like, and if we put it in a bottle of vodka, will it be any good?

Legend Of Kremlin vodka
6
Russia

Legend Of Kremlin

This brand claims to use the oldest vodka recipe in existence, but is it good?

Eristoff vodka
7
France

Eristoff

Is it justified to expect a certain smoothness in vodka, or can it be a bit rough and still good?

Rushkinoff vodka
6
Spain

Rushkinoff

Will the second contender coming in a plastic bottle be any better than the first one?

Rushkinoff Cannabis vodka
4.3
Spain

Rushkinoff Cannabis

This vodka has been infused with cannabis, but does that really mean it tastes like weed?

Belvedere Pomarancza
6.5
Poland

Belvedere Pomarańcza

Should this orange-flavored vodka be consumed neat, or is it meant for mixed drinks?

Cîroc vodka
7.5
France

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, and how much money has P. Diddy been making with this?

Bazic vodka
7.3
Germany

Bazic

How did this brand get its name, and was it really trying to make itself sound Slavic?

Belvedere Intense vodka
6.3
Poland

Belvedere Intense

If there is there a way to make 100 proof vodka taste good, can Belvedere find it?

Ogni Kremlya vodka
6.3
Russia

Ogni Kremlya

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Bree vodka
6.5
Germany

Bree

Does the fact that it was made from grapes change anything at all about this vodka?

Mama vodka
6.3
Denmark

Mama

What do mothers have to do with getting drunk, and is it all just part of a clever branding campaign?

Rublëvka vodka
6.5
Russia

Rublëvka Gold

Does the accentuation with honey and oatmeal extract make this an infused vodka or not?

Bavarka vodka
7
Germany

Bavarka

Is this the most expensive vodka I’ve ever tried, and is the price in any way justifiable?

Minskaya vodka
8.3
Belarus

Minskaya

Is this finally the one that is really and unmistakably from Belarus, and why is it so damn good?

Nemiroff Premium vodka
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Premium

Is this one better than Nemiroff Original, and has it really been replaced by De Luxe?

Kalinovaya vodka
8.3
Russia

Kalinovaya

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what does viburnum really taste like?

Callicounis Imperial vodka
4.3
Greece

Callicounis Imperial

Is this 100 proof vodka the worst ever, and why didn’t it even work as an antiseptic?

Nemiroff Honey Pepper vodka
7.5
Ukraine

Nemiroff Honey Pepper

What is it about this infusion that makes an otherwise good vodka taste excellent?

Partisan vodka
7
Belarus

Partisan

Is this the most hipster vodka brand ever, and why are they trying to sell you a bicycle?

Żubrówka vodka
9
Poland

Żubrówka Bison Grass

Is this the Holy Grail of bison grass infused vodkas, and has its taste really changed?

Samaani vodka
7
Finland

Samaani

Why did they rebrand this vodka, and is it still as much fun as it used to be?

Smooth vodka
7
Sweden

Znaps Smooth

If this vodka lives up to its name, then why does it feel like it has been abandoned?

Etalon vodka
5.5
Russia

Etalon

What’s the connection between Moscow Distillery Cristall and Belarus, and what happened to this brand?

Camitz Sparkling vodka
6.3
Sweden

Camitz Sparkling

Is this the only carbonated vodka ever, and is it worth the money?

Rutte vodka
7.5
Netherlands

Rutte

If this organic, greenish vodka tastes so good, then where did it go?

Finlandia vodka
7.5
Finland

Finlandia

If the barley is also from Koskenkorva, will the vodka be comparably good?

Three Sixty vodka
6
Germany

Three Sixty

What makes this such a perfect club vodka, and has anyone tried their energy drinks?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8
France

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3
France

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and can the vanilla flavor save this one?

Klosowka vodka
6
Poland

Kłosówka

Does putting a wheat ear into a bottle make it an infusion, and is this even a real Polish brand?

Vox vodka
5.8
Netherlands

Vox

Can anything that bears the same name as the singer of one of the world’s worst bands be any good?

Danzka vodka
8
Denmark

Danzka

This one was recommended by my doctor, but is it more than just a pretty bottle?

Tarpan vodka
5
Germany

Tarpan

Will this eco-friendly vodka stand a chance against 360, and if it doesn’t, is it still worth a try?

Rusitsa vodka
7.8
Russia

Rusitsa Elite

What’s wrong with a cork cap on a vodka bottle and what’s with all the women?

7
Netherlands

Ketel One

What is it that makes this vodka work so perfectly in mixed drinks?

Koskenkorva vodka
8.8
Finland

Koskenkorva

Why do people in Finland refer to this awesome vodka as a brandy?

Starka vodka
3.8
Poland

Starka

Is there anything you can mix this with in order to make it appealing to the tastebuds?

Tried something new the other day: Starka – Polish vodka that has apparently aged 10 years in an oak barrel. Kind of looked like…

Wyborowa Exquisite vodka
7.5
Poland

Wyborowa Exquisite

Why are Polish vodka brands generally so good, and why had I never heard of this one before?

Russkaya Ruletka vodka
5.5
Russia

Russkaya Ruletka

Is there a reason to try this vodka, and is it even really from Russia?

Baykal vodka
7.8
Russia

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst commercial ever, and what’s with the rebrand?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8
France

Grey Goose

Is this stuff worth the money or is it just a status symbol, and what’s with the passive aggression?

Vysota Luxe vodka
6.8
Russia

Vysota Luxe

Why did they have to call this vodka “deluxe” when it’s really just decent?

Svedka vodka
6.5
Sweden

Svedka

Is this stuff any good, and does using American wheat make a vodka less Swedish?

Five Lakes vodka
7.8
Russia

Five Lakes

If this is one of the biggest vodka brands in Russia, then why not everywhere else as well?

Kedrovitsa vodka
6.3
Russia

Kedrovitsa

What do cedar nuts really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka
7.8
Russia

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why does it seem like the brand might have been discontinued?

Vikingfjord vodka
7
Norway

Vikingfjord

Is it bad that this vodka tastes so smooth, and why does it feel like the brand has been abandoned?

Absolut vodka
6.8
Sweden

Absolut

Has anybody tried all the different infusions from this brand, and are some of them even worth trying?

Hlebnaya vodka
6.8
Russia

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Does vodka made from bread taste different, and why did my teacher say this vodka was “light”?

Nemiroff vodka
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Original

Did I really drink this because of product placement in a Lady Gaga video?

Istanblue vodka
7.8
Turkey

Istanblue

Who in the world would have expected this relatively unknown brand to be so awesome?

Russian Standard vodka
9
Russia

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Grasovka vodka
6.5
Poland

Grasovka

Why is a Polish vodka that Polish people don’t drink so popular in Germany, and what’s with the straw in the bottle?

Fürst Uranov vodka
3.5
Germany

Fürst Uranov

Is it true that this is the worst vodka, and if it’s indeed true, then why is it still around?

Gorbatschow Blue Label vodka
5.8
Germany

Gorbatschow Blue Label

Is this lower-shelf classic good for anything, and where does it have its name from?

Belvedere vodka
8.3
Poland

Belvedere

Is this just some liquor in a pretty bottle or is it really one of the best vodka brands around?

Green Mark vodka
8.8
Russia

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Russian Standard Platinum vodka
6.8
Russia

Russian Standard Platinum

If it uses silver filtration, then why call it Platinum, and is it worth the money?

Kauffman vodka
7
Russia

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag of this vodka brand really justified, or is it just part of their marketing?

Beluga vodka
8
Russia

Beluga Noble

What do whales have to do with alcoholic beverages, and why is this stuff so awesome?

Imperia vodka
7.3
Russia

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even better than the original?

Parliament vodka
7.3
Russia

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka
5.5
Russia

Imperial Collection

Is this truly deluxe or is it just another regular vodka with a big name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka
5.8
Russia

Tigroff Ginseng

Where is the ginseng aroma in this all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?

Spasskaya Dal’ vodka
6.3
Russia

Spasskaya Dal’ Original

Should this stuff be cooled, or is it good enough for consumption at room temperature?

Blagoff Green Apple vodka
4.8
Ukraine

Blagoff Green Apple

is there a soft drink that can become this vodka’s best friend? Also: has it died?

Mernaya Tradition vodka
6
Ukraine

Mernaya Tradition

What’s so traditional about this vodka, the silver filtration?

Kalashnikov vodka
6.8
Russia

Kalashnikov

Is it cool to drink an assault rifle, and who has this vodka brand been made for?

Georgievskaya Birch vodka
6.3
Russia

Georgievskaya Birch

What does a birch tree really taste like, and why do people put it in their drinks?