I drink water. Mostly little water.
Skyy
Did I try the original recipe or the one that got enhanced with Pacific minerals?
Bazic
How did this brand get its name, and was it really trying to make itself sound Slavic?
Shtoffka Red Traditional
Is this brand name really that hilarious, or was I just a bit drunk?
Belvedere Intense
If there is there a way to make 100 proof vodka taste good, can Belvedere find it?
Ogni Kremlya
Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?
Russian Garant Horseradish
Why did they think it was a good idea infuse vodka with horseradish?
Bree
Does the fact that it was made from grapes change anything at all about this vodka?
Mama
What do mothers have to do with getting drunk, and is it all just part of a clever branding campaign?
Rublëvka Gold
Does the accentuation with honey and oatmeal extract make this an infused vodka or not?
Bavarka
Is this the most expensive vodka I’ve ever tried, and is the price in any way justifiable?
Minskaya
Is this finally the one that is really and unmistakably from Belarus, and why is it so damn good?
Nemiroff Premium
Is this one better than Nemiroff Original, and has it really been replaced by De Luxe?