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Finlandia vodka
7.5
Finland

Finlandia

If the barley is also from Koskenkorva, will the vodka be comparably good?

Alpha Noble vodka
6.8
France

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka
6.3
France

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and can the vanilla flavor save this one?

Klosowka vodka
6
Poland

Kłosówka

Does putting a wheat ear into a bottle make it an infusion, and is this even a real Polish brand?

Snow Queen vodka
7
Kazakhstan

Snow Queen

How Kazakh is this supreme vodka really, and why does its aftertaste rock so hard?

Vox vodka
5.8
Netherlands

Vox

Can anything that bears the same name as the singer of one of the world’s worst bands be any good?

Danzka vodka
8
Denmark

Danzka

This one was recommended by my doctor, but is it more than just a pretty bottle?

Tarpan vodka
5
Germany

Tarpan

Will this eco-friendly vodka stand a chance against 360, and if it doesn’t, is it still worth a try?

Rusitsa vodka
7.8
Russia

Rusitsa Elite

What’s wrong with a cork cap on a vodka bottle and what’s with all the women?

7
Netherlands

Ketel One

What is it that makes this vodka work so perfectly in mixed drinks?

Koskenkorva vodka
8.8
Finland

Koskenkorva

Why do people in Finland refer to this awesome vodka as a brandy?

Starka vodka
3.8
Poland

Starka

Is there anything you can mix this with in order to make it appealing to the tastebuds?

Tried something new the other day: Starka – Polish vodka that has apparently aged 10 years in an oak barrel. Kind of looked like…