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Gorbatschow Blue Label vodka
5.8
Germany

Gorbatschow Blue Label

Is this lower-shelf classic good for anything, and where does it have its name from?

Belvedere vodka
8.3
Poland

Belvedere

Is this just some liquor in a pretty bottle or is it really one of the best vodka brands around?

Green Mark vodka
8.8
Russia

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Russian Standard Platinum vodka
6.8
Russia

Russian Standard Platinum

If it uses silver filtration, then why call it Platinum, and is it worth the money?

Kauffman vodka
7
Russia

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag of this vodka brand really justified, or is it just part of their marketing?

Beluga vodka
8
Russia

Beluga Noble

What do whales have to do with alcoholic beverages, and why is this stuff so awesome?

Imperia vodka
7.3
Russia

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even better than the original?

Parliament vodka
7.3
Russia

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka
5.5
Russia

Imperial Collection

Is this truly deluxe or is it just another regular vodka with a big name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka
5.8
Russia

Tigroff Ginseng

Where is the ginseng aroma in this all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?

Spasskaya Dal’ vodka
6.3
Russia

Spasskaya Dal’ Original

Should this stuff be cooled, or is it good enough for consumption at room temperature?