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Wyborowa Exquisite vodka
7.5
Poland

Wyborowa Exquisite

Why are Polish vodka brands generally so good, and why had I never heard of this one before?

Russkaya Ruletka vodka
5.5
Russia

Russkaya Ruletka

Is there a reason to try this vodka, and is it even really from Russia?

Baykal vodka
7.8
Russia

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst commercial ever, and what’s with the rebrand?

Grey Goose vodka
7.8
France

Grey Goose

Is this stuff worth the money or is it just a status symbol, and what’s with the passive aggression?

Vysota Luxe vodka
6.8
Russia

Vysota Luxe

Why did they have to call this vodka “deluxe” when it’s really just decent?

360 vodka
8
USA

360

Does an eco-friendly vodka that’s a bit greenish taste better or worse than a regular premium brand?

Honor vodka
5.3
USA

Honor

Why should you never take a shower with this stuff, and whatever happened to the brand anyway?

Stolichnaya vodka
6.3
Latvia

Stolichnaya

Why is this classic Russian vodka actually from Latvia, and is it as good as suggested by Mad Men?

Tito's vodka
7
USA

Tito’s Handmade

How did this modest-looking brand turn into such a giant success?

Most Wanted vodka
6.8
USA

Most Wanted

Why should you put this one into your brown paper bag when you are leaving the liquor store?

Svedka vodka
6.5
Sweden

Svedka

Is this stuff any good, and does using American wheat make a vodka less Swedish?