Home

I drink water. Mostly little water.​

order:
Five Lakes vodka
7.8
Russia

Five Lakes

If this is one of the biggest vodka brands in Russia, then why not everywhere else as well?

Crystal Head vodka
5.8
Canada

Crystal Head

Is this premium vodka more than just a pretty bottle, and what does it have to do with Hollywood?

Kedrovitsa vodka
6.3
Russia

Kedrovitsa

What do cedar nuts really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka
7.8
Russia

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why does it seem like the brand might have been discontinued?

Vikingfjord vodka
7
Norway

Vikingfjord

Is it bad that this vodka tastes so smooth, and why does it feel like the brand has been abandoned?

Absolut vodka
6.8
Sweden

Absolut

Has anybody tried all the different infusions from this brand, and are some of them even worth trying?

Hlebnaya vodka
6.8
Russia

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Does vodka made from bread taste different, and why did my teacher say this vodka was “light”?

Nemiroff vodka
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Original

Did I really drink this because of product placement in a Lady Gaga video?

Istanblue vodka
7.8
Turkey

Istanblue

Who in the world would have expected this relatively unknown brand to be so awesome?

Russian Standard vodka
9
Russia

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Grasovka vodka
6.5
Poland

Grasovka

Why is a Polish vodka that Polish people don’t drink so popular in Germany, and what’s with the straw in the bottle?

Fürst Uranov vodka
3.5
Germany

Fürst Uranov

Is it true that this is the worst vodka, and if it’s indeed true, then why is it still around?