Christoph

order:
Binboa Vodka review
6.3
Turkey

Binboa

How much would this vodka have cost in a country with lower alcohol taxes?

Korona vodka review
7.3
Azerbaijan

Korona

What’s with all the bling, and how can this vodka be so hot and so sweet at the same time?

Eskadra vodka review
7.5
Azerbaijan

Eskadra

Can this vodka live up to its bottle design, and what’s with the fig aroma?

Belly Parus vodka review
6
Azerbaijan

Belly Parus

How on earth does this vodka brand fail on so many levels all at once?

6.5
Azerbaijan

Stolichniy

Should this brand get a new name and a new designer, or should it just improve the taste?

Sostav vodka review
7
Azerbaijan

Sostav

Are people supposed to be drinking this vodka brand at four twenty?

Samovar vodka review
8
Azerbaijan

Samovar

Can this vodka live up to its name, and what’s with the cookie taste?

Napoléon vodka review
6.5
Azerbaijan

Napoléon

Where is this vodka really from, and why does it need so much work?

Zerno vodka review
7.5
Kazakhstan

Zerno

How can fire turn to chocolate turn to metal, and is that something we want in a vodka?

Isfjord vodka review
6.3
Denmark

Isfjord

Is a drink made out of arctic water from Greenland as icy as it sounds?

Mansfeld vodka review
6.5
Luxembourg

Mansfeld

Is this top shelf vodka worth almost forty euros, or is it just a pretty vase?

40 05 vodka review
7.8
Uzbekistan

40 0,5

Is there a way to understand what the name of this vodka brand actually is?

Sobolinaya vodka review
7
France

Sobolinaya

Is this colorful sable going to catch the goose or has it already died?

Our/Berlin vodka review
6.8
Germany

Our/Berlin

Is it mean to say that this vodka is being weighed down by its price and bottle design?

Navoiyskoe Zoloto vodka review
7
Uzbekistan

Navoiyskoe Zoloto

How cheap can a vodka be, and what can we expect from it?

Tanho vodka review
7.3
Uzbekistan

Tanho

What’s up with the strange dry aftertaste that this vodka leaves behind?

Issyk Kul vodka review
8.3
Kyrgyzstan

Issyk Kul

Is it a good sign when my notes are undecipherable and apparently mention genitals?

Tau Brilliant vodka review
6.5
Kazakhstan

Tau Brilliant

Is this vodka trying too hard to appear upscale?

Spring vodka review
9
Taiwan

Spring Vodka

Is this hipster bunny really just vodka, or is there a hint of baijiu in it?

Amyderya vodka review
8
Turkmenistan

Amyderya

What’s up with the subtle chocolaty aftertaste in this vodka?

Arassa Maritime vodka review
8
Turkmenistan

Arassa Maritime

Why is this vodka so much better than its sister label?

Arassa vodka review
5.8
Turkmenistan

Arassa

Why is this vodka allowed to taste like metal, and not in a good way?

Elixir vodka review
6.3
Kyrgyzstan

Elixir

Why did these people make a good vodka and then ruin it by stealing the design from another brand?

Kyrgyz Standard vodka review
9
Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Standard

How much would a vodka of this quality cost in Europe or America?

Grelochka vodka review
8
Uzbekistan

Grelochka

Is this one more legitimate than the Russian vodka of the same name?

Stopochkin vodka review
7.8
Uzbekistan

Stopochkin

Is there sweetness in the fire, or is there fire in the sweetness?

Shohona Platinum vodka review
7
Tajikistan

Shohona Platinum

Why would you put mediocre stuff in a nice bottle?

Tajikistan vodka review
7
Tajikistan

Tajikistan

Why does a vodka with this kind of name come in a bottle like this?

Kabarga vodka review
6.5
Kazakhstan

Kabarga

How do manufacturers choose which animal they name their vodka after?

Argali Premium vodka review
6.5
Kazakhstan

Argali Premium

Is a vodka still acceptable if the aftertaste is bad?

Kristall vodka review
5.5
Kazakhstan

Kristall White

Who are the “hard men” who are supposed to drink this vodka, and are they idiots?

Qalampir vodka review
6.3
Uzbekistan

Qalampir

Why is there no hint of this pepper vodka online, and did it have to be so spicy?

Shanghai White vodka review
7.8
China

Shanghai White

Why is this vodka called Shanghai White if it’s really from Chengdu, and is it still around?

Chinggis Khan vodka review
6.8
Mongolia

Chinggis Khan

What is it with vodka made in Mongolia, and why is it always so expensive?

Beluga Noble Winter vodka review
8
Russia

Beluga Noble Winter

Is this vodka any different from the regular Beluga, and whatever happened to perfectionism?

Nordisch vodka review
6.8
Germany

Nordisch Vodka

Has this brand gone bust, and does that mean its original recipe wasn’t good enough?

Beluga Celebration vodka review
8
Russia

Beluga Celebration

Is this just the same awesome vodka, only in a better bottle?

Pražská vodka review
7.3
Czech Republic

Pražská

Will this bar vodka be more interesting than the bottle suggests?

Absolut Elyx vodka review
6.3
Sweden

Absolut Elyx

Do vintage copper stills make a difference when it comes to luxury vodka?

Ostoya vodka review
8.8
Poland

Ostoya

Why isn’t this Polish top-shelf vodka brand more successful on foreign markets?

Starogardzka vodka review
5.5
Poland

Starogardzka

Who was Otto Winkelhausen, and what would he think of this vodka?

Stumbras Pure vodka review
7.8
Lithuania

Stumbras Pure

How is this vodka so hot at first but so sweet in its aftertaste?

Exclusive Kosher vodka review
8.3
Israel

Exclusive Kosher

Is this vodka really from Israel, and is it better because it’s kosher?

Nano Platinum vodka review
7.5
Kyrgyzstan

Nano Platinum

If the vodka itself is good, then why don’t you put it in a better-looking bottle?

Hanacka vodka review
7
Czech Republic

Hanacka

When did this vodka get a complete rebranding makeover, and is it still dangerous to drink?

Rudolf Jelinek Plum vodka review
7.8
Czech Republic

Rudolf Jelinek Plum

What’s the special aftertaste in this vodka, is it really the plums?

42 Blended vodka review
7
Czech Republic

Blend 42

Is this vodka different from other brands because it is blended?

Smirnoff White vodka review
7.5
USA

Smirnoff White

Is this just a white edition of the regular Smirnoff? Or is it really that much better?

Chinggis Gold vodka review
6.3
Mongolia

Chinggis Gold

Will this vodka live up to the hype around Mongolian vodka, and is the brand still in business?

Belenkaya Luxe vodka review
8
Russia

Belenkaya Luxe

Is this one good enough to be the best-selling vodka in Russia from 2014 to 2017?

Atanbaj vodka review
5.8
Kyrgyzstan

Atanbay

Is it the taste or the aftertaste that’s more important when we are talking about vodka?

Ular vodka review
5.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ular

Is this one of those knockoff vodka brands that Ayu has since discontinued?

Kyrgyz Aragy vodka review
8.5
Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Aragy

Just what can we expect from a top-shelf vodka that costs this little?

Kok Boru vodka review
6
Kyrgyzstan

Kök Böru

Will the Kyrgyz alphabet save an otherwise mediocre vodka from oblivion?

Kara Shorgo vodka review
7.3
Kyrgyzstan

Kara Jorgo

Does the theme of this vodka revolve around horses or around dances?

Ayu Taiga vodka review
6.5
Kyrgyzstan

Ayu Taiga

If the taste is good but the aftertaste is bad, then what does that say about a vodka?

Zero vodka review
5.3
Kyrgyzstan

Zero Black

Why would anyone advertise anything using the words “harmful impurities”?

Vivat vodka review
6
Kyrgyzstan

Vivat

Is this just another knockoff brand produced by Ayu that had to bite the dust?

Ozon vodka review
6.3
Kyrgyzstan

Ozon

Does oxygen-enriched vodka taste any different, and is this brand still around at all?

Back In USSR vodka review
8.3
Moldova

Back In USSR

Is this vodka really aimed at people who are nostalgic for the Soviet Union?

Żołądkowa Gorzka vodka review
7
Poland

Żołądkowa Gorzka

Can this herbal vodka be considered a vodka at all, and should anyone drink it neat?

Xellent vodka review
7.8
Switzerland

Xellent

Does the glacial water in this vodka make a difference, and is it worth the money?

Mernaya Honey Pepper vodka review
5.5
Ukraine

Mernaya Honey Pepper

Will this honey pepper infused vodka be as good as Nemiroff Honey Pepper?

Debowa Polska vodka review
6
Poland

Dębowa Polska

What does oak wood taste like, and if we put it in a bottle of vodka, will it be any good?

Legend Of Kremlin vodka review
6
Russia

Legend Of Kremlin

This brand claims to use the oldest vodka recipe in existence, but is it good?

Eristoff vodka review
7
France

Eristoff

Is it justified to expect a certain smoothness in vodka, or can it be a bit rough and still good?

Rushkinoff vodka review
6
Spain

Rushkinoff

Will the second contender coming in a plastic bottle be any better than the first one?

Rushkinoff Cannabis vodka review
4.3
Spain

Rushkinoff Cannabis

This vodka has been infused with cannabis, but does that really mean it tastes like weed?

Belvedere Pomarancza vodka review
6.5
Poland

Belvedere Pomarańcza

Should this orange-flavored vodka be consumed neat, or is it meant for mixed drinks?

Cîroc vodka review
7.5
France

Cîroc

Are grapes the future of vodka making, and how much money has P. Diddy been making with this?

Skyy vodka review
7
USA

Skyy

Did I try the original recipe or the one that got enhanced with Pacific minerals?

Bazic vodka review
7.3
Germany

Bazic

How did this brand get its name, and was it really trying to make itself sound Slavic?

Belvedere Intense vodka review
6.3
Poland

Belvedere Intense

If there is there a way to make 100 proof vodka taste good, can Belvedere find it?

Ogni Kremlya vodka review
6.3
Russia

Ogni Kremlya

Is there anything reasonable I can say about this vodka after a long drunken night?

Bree vodka review
6.5
Germany

Bree

Does the fact that it was made from grapes change anything at all about this vodka?

Mama vodka review
6.3
Denmark

Mama

What do mothers have to do with getting drunk, and is it all just part of a clever branding campaign?

Rublëvka Gold vodka review
6.5
Russia

Rublëvka Gold

Does the accentuation with honey and oatmeal extract make this an infused vodka or not?

Bavarka vodka review
7
Germany

Bavarka

Is this the most expensive vodka I’ve ever tried, and is the price in any way justifiable?

Minskaya vodka review
8.3
Belarus

Minskaya

Is this finally the one that is really and unmistakably from Belarus, and why is it so damn good?

Nemiroff Premium vodka review
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Premium

Is this one better than Nemiroff Original, and has it really been replaced by De Luxe?

Kalinovaya vodka review
8.3
Russia

Kalinovaya

Is this the prettiest bottle design ever, and what does viburnum really taste like?

Callicounis Imperial vodka review
4.3
Greece

Callicounis Imperial

Is this 100 proof vodka the worst ever, and why didn’t it even work as an antiseptic?

Nemiroff Honey Pepper vodka review
7.5
Ukraine

Nemiroff Honey Pepper

What is it about this infusion that makes an otherwise good vodka taste excellent?

Stoli Elit vodka review
7
Latvia

Stoli Elit

Is this one of those luxury editions that are not much better than the originals?

Partisan vodka review
7
Belarus

Partisan

Is this the most hipster vodka brand ever, and why are they trying to sell you a bicycle?

Żubrówka vodka review
9
Poland

Żubrówka Bison Grass

Is this the Holy Grail of bison grass infused vodkas, and has its taste really changed?

Samaani vodka review
7
Finland

Samaani

Why did they rebrand this vodka, and is it still as much fun as it used to be?

Smooth vodka review
7
Sweden

Znaps Smooth

If this vodka lives up to its name, then why does it feel like it has been abandoned?

Etalon vodka review
5.5
Russia

Etalon

What’s the connection between Moscow Distillery Cristall and Belarus, and what happened to this brand?

Camitz Sparkling vodka review
6.3
Sweden

Camitz Sparkling

Is this the only carbonated vodka ever, and is it worth the money?

Rutte vodka review
7.5
Netherlands

Rutte

If this organic, greenish vodka tastes so good, then where did it go?

Finlandia vodka review
7.5
Finland

Finlandia

If the barley is also from Koskenkorva, will the vodka be comparably good?

Three Sixty vodka review
6
Germany

Three Sixty

What makes this such a perfect club vodka, and has anyone tried their energy drinks?

Alpha Noble vodka review
6.8
France

Alpha Noble

What will a real pro say about this vodka, and is the word “noble” in any way justified?

Jelzin Vanilla vodka review
6.3
France

Jelzin Vanilla

What’s with the Russian names on foreign vodka bottles, and can the vanilla flavor save this one?

Klosowka vodka review
6
Poland

Kłosówka

Does putting a wheat ear into a bottle make it an infusion, and is this even a real Polish brand?

Snow Queen vodka review
7
Kazakhstan

Snow Queen

How Kazakh is this supreme vodka really, and why does its aftertaste rock so hard?

Vox vodka review
5.8
Netherlands

Vox

Can anything that bears the same name as the singer of one of the world’s worst bands be any good?

Danzka vodka review
8
Denmark

Danzka

This one was recommended by my doctor, but is it more than just a pretty bottle?

Tarpan vodka review
5
Germany

Tarpan

Will this eco-friendly vodka stand a chance against 360, and if it doesn’t, is it still worth a try?

Rusitsa vodka review
7.8
Russia

Rusitsa Elite

What’s wrong with a cork cap on a vodka bottle and what’s with all the women?

Ketel One vodka review
7
Netherlands

Ketel One

What is it that makes this vodka work so perfectly in mixed drinks?

Koskenkorva vodka review
8.8
Finland

Koskenkorva

Why do people in Finland refer to this awesome vodka as a brandy?

Starka vodka review
3.8
Poland

Starka

Is there anything you can mix this with in order to make it appealing to the tastebuds?

Tried something new the other day: Starka – Polish vodka that has apparently aged 10 years in an oak barrel. Kind of looked like…

Wyborowa Exquisite vodka review
7.5
Poland

Wyborowa Exquisite

Why are Polish vodka brands generally so good, and why had I never heard of this one before?

Russkaya Ruletka vodka review
5.5
Russia

Russkaya Ruletka

Is there a reason to try this vodka, and is it even really from Russia?

Baykal vodka review
7.8
Russia

Baikal

Is this the vodka brand with the best or the worst commercial ever, and what’s with the rebrand?

Grey Goose vodka review
7.8
France

Grey Goose

Is this stuff worth the money or is it just a status symbol, and what’s with the passive aggression?

Vysota Luxe vodka review
6.8
Russia

Vysota Luxe

Why did they have to call this vodka “deluxe” when it’s really just decent?

360 vodka review
8
USA

360

Does an eco-friendly vodka that’s a bit greenish taste better or worse than a regular premium brand?

Honor vodka review
5.3
USA

Honor

Why should you never take a shower with this stuff, and whatever happened to the brand anyway?

Stoli vodka review
6.3
Latvia

Stoli

Why is this classic Russian vodka actually from Latvia, and is it as good as suggested by Mad Men?

Tito's Handmade vodka review
7
USA

Tito’s Handmade

How did this modest-looking brand turn into such a giant success?

Most Wanted vodka review
6.8
USA

Most Wanted

Why should you put this one into your brown paper bag when you are leaving the liquor store?

Svedka vodka review
6.5
Sweden

Svedka

Is this stuff any good, and does using American wheat make a vodka less Swedish?

Five Lakes vodka review
7.8
Russia

Five Lakes

If this is one of the biggest vodka brands in Russia, then why not everywhere else as well?

Crystal Head vodka review
5.8
Canada

Crystal Head

Is this premium vodka more than just a pretty bottle, and what does it have to do with Hollywood?

Kedrovitsa vodka review
6.3
Russia

Kedrovitsa

What do cedar nuts really taste like and why did I fail to notice them in this vodka?

Dvojnaya Belaya vodka review
7.8
Russia

Dvojnaya Belaya

If this is so good, then why does it seem like the brand might have been discontinued?

Vikingfjord vodka review
7
Norway

Vikingfjord

Is it bad that this vodka tastes so smooth, and why does it feel like the brand has been abandoned?

Absolut vodka review
6.8
Sweden

Absolut

Has anybody tried all the different infusions from this brand, and are some of them even worth trying?

Ladoga Hlebnaya vodka review
6.8
Russia

Ladoga Hlebnaya

Does vodka made from bread taste different, and why did my teacher say this vodka was “light”?

Nemiroff vodka review
6.8
Ukraine

Nemiroff Original

Did I really drink this because of product placement in a Lady Gaga video?

Istanblue vodka review
7.8
Turkey

Istanblue

Who in the world would have expected this relatively unknown brand to be so awesome?

Russian Standard vodka review
9
Russia

Russian Standard

Does a vodka brand have to be old and established in order to be truly great?

Grasovka vodka review
6.5
Poland

Grasovka

Why is a Polish vodka that Polish people don’t drink so popular in Germany, and what’s with the straw in the bottle?

Fürst Uranov vodka review
3.5
Germany

Fürst Uranov

Is it true that this is the worst vodka, and if it’s indeed true, then why is it still around?

Gorbatschow Blue Label vodka review
5.8
Germany

Gorbatschow Blue Label

Is this lower-shelf classic good for anything, and where does it have its name from?

Belvedere vodka review
8.3
Poland

Belvedere

Is this just some liquor in a pretty bottle or is it really one of the best vodka brands around?

Green Mark vodka review
8.8
Russia

Green Mark

Is this just another washed up legend, or can it still live up to old expectations?

Russian Standard Platinum vodka review
6.8
Russia

Russian Standard Platinum

If it uses silver filtration, then why call it Platinum, and is it worth the money?

Kauffman vodka review
7
Russia

Kauffman

Is the hefty price tag of this vodka brand really justified, or is it just part of their marketing?

Beluga Noble vodka review
8
Russia

Beluga Noble

What do whales have to do with alcoholic beverages, and why is this stuff so awesome?

Imperia vodka review
7.3
Russia

Imperia

Is this what happens when you try to come up with something even better than the original?

Parliament vodka review
7.3
Russia

Parliament

Does filtering with milk make any difference, and what is so awesome about this brand name?

Imperial Collection vodka review
5.5
Russia

Imperial Collection

Is this truly deluxe or is it just another regular vodka with a big name on the label?

Tigroff Ginseng vodka review
5.8
Russia

Tigroff Ginseng

Where is the ginseng aroma in this all-black bottle with tiger scratch marks?

Spasskaya Dal’ vodka review
6.3
Russia

Spasskaya Dal’ Original

Should this stuff be cooled, or is it good enough for consumption at room temperature?

Blagoff Green Apple vodka review
4.8
Ukraine

Blagoff Green Apple

is there a soft drink that can become this vodka’s best friend? Also: has it died?

Mernaya Tradition vodka review
6
Ukraine

Mernaya Tradition

What’s so traditional about this vodka, the silver filtration?

Kalashnikov vodka review
6.8
Russia

Kalashnikov

Is it cool to drink an assault rifle, and who has this vodka brand been made for?

Georgievskaya Birch vodka review
6.3
Russia

Georgievskaya Birch

What does a birch tree really taste like, and why do people put it in their drinks?